When I was little

When I was little, I mixed up nickels and dimes.

When I was little, I stuck a fork in a light socket.

When I was little, I was afraid of balloons.

When I was little, I mixed up my shoulders and elbows.

When I was little, I thought my dad could lift a car above his head.

When I was little, I wanted to be a cowboy.

When I was little, I loved country music.

When I was little, I was afraid of heights.

When I was little, my PlayStation was my most prized possession.

When I was little, all my friends thought I would be a scientist.

When I was little, my favorite color was turquoise.

When I was little, I thought a guy couldn't marry a girl older than himself.

When I was little, I was jealous of the kids who could name all 150 Pokemon. I still am.

When I was little, I thought I didn't have an imagination.

Decisions.

I've recently decided that my last words will be "rosebud".

I've recently decided to major in Communication Arts and Literature.

I've recently decided to stop listening to Nickelback.

I've recently decided to stop hating.

I've recently decided to rake leaves around town for money.

I've recently decided to play more guitar.

I've recently decided that Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Dead Man's Chest, and At World's End are all really good movies.


Your turn.

Excuse me sir, I seem to have swallowed the Higgs Boson.

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