Today wasn't a very good day.

But enough about me. How was your day?


Here's a list of songs I would hate to wake up to, for they would scare me so.

Crazy Train-Ozzy Osbourne
Surfin' Bird-The Trashmen
Feel Good Inc.-Gorillaz
One Winged Angel-Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Knee Deep-Job for a Cowboy
Toxic-Brittany Spears
Vicarious-Tool
Bree Bree-Brokencyde
The Trial-Pink Floyd
Puttin' On The Ritz-Taco
Ashes of the Innocent-Bullet For My Valentine
Coming Undone-Korn
On The Run-Pink Floyd
Bodies-Drowning Pool
Wipeout-Surfaris
Iron Man-Black Sabbath
Master of Puppets-Metallica
Viginti Tres-Tool

I've realized that I love absolutely everything about the song No Blood No Foul by Burden of a Day. Every word, scream, guitar riff, and drum beat.

You are really, really cool.


I just wanted you to know what I think of you.

Several words

Here's a list of words I like to say.


Ridiculous
Tom-foolery
Fantastic
Marvelous
Specificity
Super
Cerumen
Ackamarackus
Gobbledeygook
Poppycock
Tin
Paradox
Shenanigan
Obscure
Bandicoot
Lepton
Mastication
Memosa
Rangoonian
Vitriolic
Sililoquy
Oxymoronic
Iodine
Concubine

Excuse me sir, do you have the time?

It is now 1:00 AM Central Standard Time.

A job. A wedding. An umbrella. Irks.

I went to the grocery store in town today and let the manager know I was still interested in getting a job there. I really need to get a job. I'm sick of not having enough money for anything. I want to buy a car. I want date money. Gas money for said car. Plus, I have like 10 friends who work there so that's pretty cool. I don't want to work with people who suck. I'm goin' to a wedding today. I barely know the people, but my girlfriend works with the girl so I guess I'm goin'. That means I gotta get all dressed up. I wonder if fedoras are acceptable at weddings. I've got some pretty classy ones. Nothin' better than a fedora, white buttondown shirt, striped tie, and black pants. Except maybe all that with a snappy umbrella. Now that's classy. Well, I'm off to get all dressed up. I leave you with a list of several things that irk me.

Wet socks
Dull pencils
People confusing "you're" and "your"
Mondays
Fridges completely full of things I don't like
Bad English accents
People who think "gay" is a synonym for stupid
The letter Q
lol abusers. It's not even funny!
String theory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jViTte8VAzU

Today,

I woke up this morning, and surprisingly felt nothing like P. Diddy. Great way to start off the day. An even greater way, Toaster Strudel. Back to P. Diddy. I wonder who he feels like in the morning. It'd be copyright infringement for him to feel like himself in the morning. Quite the predicament for Mr. Diddy. Anywho, today is likely to be uneventful, unless, of course, I have the privilege to see Sami. Hope so. Got my laundry done, so I won't have to go out wearing dirty smelly clothes. I hate when I have to do that. I just now found that missing card I was looking for. I watched the movie Mary and Max the other day. Wasn't expecting much. It was actually pretty good. It's claymation, so you can see why not much was expected. It had some pretty funny parts. I'd recommend it. Question: How long is too long for a blog post?

I spose I should go take some shower or something.
kthxbai.

Well, here goes.

Never done this before. Never even thought about it before today. But, I figured, why not? Sure hope this works out. Not sure if it's even possible for it to not work out. It's not like it's gonna be removed from the internets. I don't think they do that. Well, I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to do here, so I'll end this first super post with a haiku.


Lay like you're standing
In ridiculous places
The Lying Down Game